seizure robots

robots that give you an epeleptic seizure

dude i was looking at this website and seizure robots popped up and i had a seizure

by Lord Xalian December 3, 2003

Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.

Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...

by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018

Seizure's Palace

A play on Caesar's Palace, a casino in Vegas, this term is used to describe not a gambling establishment, but an insane asylum, aka looney bin.

Check out that dude dressed like a gladiator...they oughtta throw his ass into Seizure's Palace

by Tamerlane October 28, 2005

Seizure Jerking

spasmodic masturbating.

Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.

by TaintPro September 22, 2011

Seizure House

When a house is decorated for a holiday (Christmas, Halloween, ect.) so brightly that it could trigger a seizure.

You can always tell it's the holiday season when you lose your sight due to your neighbor's Seizure House.

by Scottieboo November 29, 2011

seizure dreaming

the act of sudden jolts and movements while asleep, most likely occurring in a nightmare that your body is trying to wake up from, though it is not an actual seizure

"+ are you okay? what happened last night?"

"- yeah, im fine. i think i was having a seizure dream."

--

"+ what is he doing?"

"- i think he's seizure dreaming. help me wake him up."

by insignificänt September 7, 2020