When you fart in rapid succession while others are around, but quietly enough that nobody notices, and close enough that you’re able to get a good whiff without disturbing anyone else, while still feeling the initial subconscious anxiety of having farted.
“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
by QuasiMotoRola June 18, 2019
Get the Secretionmug. by Esabeth Regenbogen March 20, 2010
Get the Secretismmug. brought into existence through thought, a la 'The Secret'
(NB. pronounced "SEE-creted", not "se-CREE-ted")
(NB. pronounced "SEE-creted", not "se-CREE-ted")
by eon82 March 19, 2010
Get the secretedmug. mr secret
by the second cool guy. January 7, 2021
Get the Secretmug. by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018
Get the secretatemug. 
A lady is dying in her death bed and her daughter ask what is is , she says " It's a secret u stupid cow"!
by 2419 October 7, 2006
Get the Secretmug.