Swagergy

the energy that becomes depleted by using swag; what begins to run low if you don't limit/conserve swagger; your related "Swagergy Level" is rated on a scale of 1-100% on the amount of swag left in you

"Whoa dude, you almost forgot to turn your swag off- you should do that to save your swagergy!"

by CJ21593 April 10, 2010

deal Sealer

The characteristic, of a person, that seals the deal when considering entering into a relationship.

Opposite of dealbreaker

The fact that Dave drove a hybrid car, as a testimony to his dedication to a green lifestyle, was a deal sealer when Christine considered a long term relationship with him.

by Teen Dream December 21, 2007

Senger

the most BAD ASS german kid alive willing to do anything if tempted. And really doesnt care what ppl think about him

dude that kid is a total SENGER i wish i was him

by Bryce Senger February 22, 2009

Sager

Someone who is both an asshole and a badass.

Sager kicked my ass and stole my woman, while teaching me math.

by Jon Baum January 11, 2005

three-stager

Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.

After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.

by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011

Speager

A small, furry animal with red ears and a tail with spikes on the end that shoot venom and attack things like humans and pull them into the water. Also known to spin webs and shoot lasers from eyes. Extrememly dangerous.

The wild Speagers of the areas surrounding the University of Western Ontario.

by Dr. Sherman Lipton, PhD, Biological Sciences and Awesomeness January 24, 2007

Seger Slide

One of the most depressing drinking games ever invented. Has origins in a depressing Brantford, Ontario, which is widely known as the birthplace of Wayne Gretzky as well as for being the once-home of Alexander Graham Bell. In the present day, Brantford is mainly home to meth heads and university students who didn't have good enough marks to get accepted to Laurier's Waterloo campus or the concurrent education program at Queen's.

The drinking game consists of a communal bottle of wine (or box, depending on how self-loathing you're feeling that day) that is shared with a group as a Bob Seger song plays in the background. The wine is passed around in a circle as the song plays, and the person in possession of the wine when the song stops has to chug whatever is left. There is no winner to this game, but it is presumed the loser is the first person who either begins crying or who relapses to whatever drug habit for which they are being treated.

"Hey man, I just got started on methadone, want to get together later and do the Seger Slide?"

by brazzerssfw July 16, 2016