scrambled

The mixed feeling of being drunk and high

After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.

by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009

Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)

tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!

by oli1703 December 27, 2008

scrambled egg

Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.

After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.

by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008

cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

scrambled

Out of sorts. Not with it. Feeling crazy. Not able to get your thoughts together.

"I don't know what's wrong, I can't focus, I'm all scrambled"

by where am i? February 4, 2007

Scrumageddon

the period of discomfort and disruption encountered by teams and organizations as they migrate to agile in general and scrum in particular

The organization has survived the turmoil of Scrumageddon and are now delivering value frequently in collaboration with the business

by joescho June 12, 2019