scroll and key 

Yale College Secret Society founded in mid-19th century by Yale undergraduates who were not offered membership in Skull and Bones. Since that founding, it has grown into a large and successful organization, possessing a financial endowment even greater than that of Skull and Bones.

Housed in a persian-style "tomb" on the Yale campus at the corner of Wall and College Streets, it is the secret society closest to the office of Yale's President.

Although it has an alumni list (i.e. Dean Acheson, Calvin Trillin) equal to that of Bones, Scroll and Key remains under the radar of scholars and conspiracy theorists alike.

Within Scroll and Key, as with all secret societies, is a rich history of undergraduate life as it has evolved over the past 200 years. These archives are available only to members.

Scott was tapped by Bones, but decided on the more anonymous Scroll and Key instead.

scroll and key by Kentonbrown_99 June 11, 2006

scroll down 

Attractive only from the neck up.

When she pulled up to the gas pump I thought she beautiful, but when she got ou of the car I realized she was a scroll down.

scroll down by John Raphael February 9, 2006

Scroll to the Butthole 

Etymology
From Reddit GoneWild usage: to scroll down the imager gallery to get to the butthole pic.

Verb
scroll to the butthole

(idiomatic) To get to the point; to get on with it; to state something directly.
We don't have much time here. Could you scroll to the butthole?
Translations
to get to the point or cut to the chase

Alternative
Scroll to the asshole

Come on, Randy, I get it, just scroll to the butthole!

Scroll to the Butthole by Titus Uranus August 11, 2014

Scroll Stalking 

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.

"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."

Scroll Stalking by Turtle the Turtle January 1, 2012

scroll coma 

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.

“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.

scroll coma by Stivchik December 15, 2017

Scroll-Stopper 

1. When you see a hot photo on Instagram and it causes you to stop in awe.
2. When you stop scrolling on Instagram to like or comment on a photo.
3. Interesting and/or beautiful content on Instagram.

1. Everything in her feed is a scroll-stopper.
2. OMG, she’s so beautiful. Everything she posts is a scroll-stopper!
3. You should follow him. His feed is full of scroll-stopping content.
4. That photo of you and Jenny took in Partywith was a real scroll-stopper.

Scroll-Stopper by _partywith September 22, 2018

scroll of shame 

Similar to the walk of shame, in that it is the first thing you do after drinking heavily and trying to remember what happened the night before as you try to get your life back. However, scroll of shame is scrolling through your smart phone to see who you drunk dialed and drunk texted the night before since you cannot or only vaguely remember.

During my scroll of shame this morning, I was shocked to see I had drunk dialed two of my ex boyfriends and texted another. How embarassing!

scroll of shame by SteelerPP February 18, 2011