3-T Scroat

A third testicle surgically added to the male reproductive organs to improve pizzazz levels.

"Hey, man, check out my new 3-T Scroat I had implanted,"

by Ronald Jerimiah December 4, 2009

scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 14, 2013

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

groat my scroat

means anything depend when youre saying it .when annoyed with someone it will mean : oh go fuck off and rub ure moms vigina lips u loser! so thats groat my scroat

when anoyed it means: oh go fuck off and lick ure moms vigina lips u loser!

when in sex it will mean : o yea lick my gootch like that it feels good

and wen drunk and rowdy it means : im looking for a cheap hoocker to bang for tonight anyone know wher i can find one ?

so thats what groat my scroat means

by T,McLeod (Big Mac) February 25, 2010

Up to my scroat in throat

The deepest of deep throats, akin to "up to my nuts in guts"

So I met this girl last night and my god could she go all the way down, I was up to my scroat in throat.

by ChrisP25 March 19, 2013

Scroatse

Similar to Goatse, Scroatse involves either grabbing each ball and spreading them, or actually cutting the sack and ripping it wide open, much to the Internets disgust.

My friend John perform a teabag scroatse the other day, it was horrible!

I watched this video on the internet, called scroatse.cx! I lol'ed.

by Sir Scoats March 17, 2011

Scroat

Noun. Derived from word "oat," the term scroat is a combination of the notorious oat and the hairy scrotum, forming the perfect degenerate. A scroat is a person who does not have more than a 2% brain capacity, or a 12 point IQ.

"Scroat scroat scroat".

by Mike Clitori October 16, 2018