3-T Scroat

A third testicle surgically added to the male reproductive organs to improve pizzazz levels.
"Hey, man, check out my new 3-T Scroat I had implanted,"
by Ronald Jerimiah December 03, 2009
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scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.
"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."
by CJpdx November 15, 2013
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Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA
Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.
by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014
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groat my scroat

means anything depend when youre saying it .when annoyed with someone it will mean : oh go fuck off and rub ure moms vigina lips u loser! so thats groat my scroat
when anoyed it means: oh go fuck off and lick ure moms vigina lips u loser!

when in sex it will mean : o yea lick my gootch like that it feels good

and wen drunk and rowdy it means : im looking for a cheap hoocker to bang for tonight anyone know wher i can find one ?

so thats what groat my scroat means
by T,McLeod (Big Mac) February 26, 2010
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Up to my scroat in throat

So I met this girl last night and my god could she go all the way down, I was up to my scroat in throat.
by ChrisP25 March 19, 2013
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Scroatse

Similar to Goatse, Scroatse involves either grabbing each ball and spreading them, or actually cutting the sack and ripping it wide open, much to the Internets disgust.
My friend John perform a teabag scroatse the other day, it was horrible!

I watched this video on the internet, called scroatse.cx! I lol'ed.
by Sir Scoats March 02, 2011
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toasted scroates

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.
by Tha Real D-Geezy May 04, 2016
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