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Scheissenwagen

Means a shitty car in German (Scheissen) means shitty (Wagen) means car. A Scheissenwagen
Look at Marco driving around in his scheissenwagen.
by Biohazard970 June 14, 2018
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scheisse film

A very erotic type of movie which originated in Germany, often featuring Joel's mum. The cleveland steamer is a frequently occurring event at the climax of scheisse films. Lederhosen are a necessity for the "actors" involved, due to its resilience and ease of wash when covered in shite. A picture of David Hasselhoff is a frequently occurring symbol in these movies.
"Joel...telephone"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"
by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey February 8, 2005
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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

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The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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scheissenhausen

for switzerland people, quite literally a house that you poo in. (scheisse is poo and hausen house.) Poo house.
hold on, dude, i just have to go to the scheissenhausen.
by A3M3R June 10, 2007
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scheisse

Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap"

scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste
scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.
by 1069 June 4, 2005
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scheissestep

The act of dancing to German rave music while openly excrement on the floor, and dancing on it.
I got my shoes drstroyed last night at the scheissestep rave. They will be covered in shit for weeks!
by sissyboy69 May 8, 2019
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Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin
I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.
by Davedale July 31, 2019
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