Schwiftfaced

The equivalent of getting extremely drunk (Shitfaced) in the Rick & Morty universe.

Put your panties down, Schwift on the floor, get schwiftfaced!

by PussyHands January 25, 2019

Schwaft

A big Faggot with a small Penis

Guy 1: aw man that guy over there is such a Schwaft!
Guy 2: yeah I agree, such a Schwaft.

by A Saggin Reggin August 5, 2019

Schwifty

The act of taking your pants off and shitting on the floor

I was partying too much last night and i got schwifty

by Ur mom haaaaaaaaaaa April 23, 2021

schwiftmatics

the mathematical formulas that sustain the effortless essence of schwiftology.

I'm going to the liquor store to get turnt and learnt on schwiftmatics.

by Natalie Wobble May 26, 2021

Schwiftology

the study of being schwifty, i.e., completely letting loose while partying.

One doesn't just simply get their bachelor's degree in Schwiftology.

by Natalie Wobble May 26, 2021

Schwiftaddict

Noun. Someone who takes dramatic measures to achieve a schwiftastic state of mind; a quality of one who takes that shit to the next level while practicing Schwiftology, and additionally tops the charts of the Schwiftometer.

Man, I was so schwifted out that I accidentally lit the deck on fire and then I had to completely empty the entire apartment before the fire department showed up....straight schwiftaddict.

by Natalie Wobble May 29, 2021

schwifty

rich ass nigga who is fucking good at csgo and yeah, hes edgy as fuck

Person 1 : yo do you know schwifty?
Person 2 : oh yeah from rick and morty
Person 1 : no you fucking idiot

by sxhwifty June 9, 2021