Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.

Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Schroedinger's Jizz

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.

Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide

by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016

schroner

The proper spelling of shroner, is an expression used much like boner. There is no true meaning to the word and is most commonly used by groups of guys with regard to their friends.

That dude is a complete schroner. Biggest Schroner!!

by Krusty Knockers February 12, 2019

James Schroder

An annoying prick who steals your chair constantly but complains when you steal his

"Ohh yea that's just James Schroder being a hypocrite"

by Thmaster5 August 6, 2020

Schroedle

A German who makes up his or her own words in order to try to make sense.

The Schroedle girl said "Yeah, the whos-its and the whats-its did that one thing and I was mad about it."

by Flailed October 14, 2011

schroemges

Schum-guss: Old name..like deep Icelandic roots. Commonly meant one with is skilled at ripping off heads and pissing down the throat of their enemies. An old tell talks of a man who single handled ripped off the heads of invanders and pissed down their gullet.

“Ohhh! His head just got Schroemgesed!”

by Bjorne October 23, 2020

schroedinger

(noun) Person whose gender is uncertain, until someone actually opens the box.

Jez: I have a hot date tonight.
Belle: Boy or girl?
Jez: Schroedinger. We'll see when we get there...
Belle: Cool cat!

by Hector Borges June 19, 2021