email shrapnel

Email shrapnel is a collection of partially written, un-finished, and most importantly unsent emails that collect, most of the time in outlook, during a particularly busy day or week.

The danger of having too much email shrapnel at any given time is that your outlook crashes and you lose those emails that you intended to send.

I need to get rid of the email shrapnel on my computer before I leave work for the weekend.

by bmegless October 22, 2009

face shrapnel

Excessing piercings on someone's face.

Did you see Becky's new cheek piercings? I thought the eyebrow, lip, and nose rings were more than enough.

Yeah dude, she's got some serious face shrapnel going on.

by hobartimus June 18, 2013

diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit

The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.

by SickFiend May 23, 2016

Shrapnel Cars

A term used to describe the erratic driving behavior of old women and minorities after they have been passed very closely on the highway by a motorcycle moving somewhere between 120-190mph. This erratic driving puts the following motorcyclists in the group at risk because the drivers of the cars then slam on their branks, veer into different lanes, and sometimes even faint at the wheel. It has proven to be fatal in some cases.

Matts an ass hole he keeps splitting the lanes at 150 leaving me to dodge 15 shrapnel cars in his wake.

Did you hear that John died the other week?
Yea Matt left shrapnel cars all over I-95 for him. He dodged two old ladys but the haitian got him in the end

by shrapnel cars April 28, 2010

shrapnel

Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local

Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!

by flatley June 13, 2005

ass shrapnel

The little bits of feces, toilet paper, string, and other flak that collect in a man's ass crack.

His fart wasn't enough to clear out all of the ass shrapnel that had collected during the week.

by TazCat March 31, 2004

Scrapnel

The splashback that actually hits your ass when you have explosive diarrhea. Commonly carries fecal matter with the liquid making you have to wipe your ass cheeks as well as the hole.

Johnny- "Damn Steve, I got hit with Scrapnel, and I am all outta toilet paper!"
Steve- "Well Steve, you shouldn't of ate those Tacos!"

by batsoup August 30, 2009