Schaub'd

Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.

1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."

4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.

1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.

by SportsRV November 7, 2013

schlu

The act of throwing or moving something in a slow and/or smooth way.

It can be seen as a more delicate form of "yeet".

He asked me for a rubber so I schlud it over.
Wait, now it's gonna schlu up there smoothly.

by Johennis Zanda July 3, 2021

schlugglebummer

a schlugglebummer is a girl who resides in ohio who's mum masterbates.

i know that girl, she's a real schlugglebummer.

by danielsprog November 4, 2008

schloule

The word that means nothing and everything

Your grandpa died - ‘response’ Schloule.
You have just won the lottery - ‘response’ Schloule.

by Schloule June 4, 2018

Schlounge

A penis that looks like a chicken wing.

"Look Tom, Jack is lookin at that chick. His schlounge is getting excited."

by Schlounginator_ January 19, 2019

Schlubie

Slippery yet squishy.

Ew! Mom, this turtle is soooo schlubie.

by TheMightyMeercat February 21, 2022

schauna

A name that is spelled wrong, it is a stupid name for christians. Should be Shauna but some person decided to put c coz no one wanted to put a d in i

I am the ScHauNaAAAA

by urmom.thedomcom November 23, 2022