Schantzing

A noob way of getting half a point and prestige by standing next to that one door the whole time. *Origin: N+

"Stop schantzing around and do something useful for once"
"Schantz does what he wants"
"What?"
"It rhymes"
"Erroneous"

by Araballz January 24, 2009

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schlitzing

Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.

I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me

by schlitzy December 6, 2013

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A compound pseudo-German usage of 'Schitz', which means "to slice/segment" and 'Grüb', which is a truncation of "Grüben" meaning to meet yet really a corruption of 'Grub' meaning "to dig/pit".
It is an alternate form of the usage "Schnitzengruben" from the movie Blazing Saddles, and as such may have elements of humor (including double entendre) involved.

It is simply another way of saying "aw shucks" or "cut the garbage". It is also a hearty alternative to shouting expletives and cussing.

Ah Schnitzengrübs, I just missed my ride and have to wait another 20 minutes.

by Blānk man October 15, 2016

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Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

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