schnart

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

by Zozothecat July 21, 2011

schnartzelfaced

To be very fucked up on drugs or just super drunk. Coined by Brandon Cassamassa and frequently used to describe nights of his.

Yea dude, I got kicked out of the bar..it was a great night though- I was schnartzelfaced.

by The one and only...bahama August 17, 2011

schnaust

my dead cat

my cat schnaust is dead

by nickhelmsmn July 27, 2017

Schnars

If you ever have the pleasure to meet a schnars than God has blessed you. They are always extremely hot and an amazing person to be around. They make great best friends and are usually exceptional lovers. The name Schnars is best accompanied by the first name Haley. If you want your daughter to be hot as fuck and be thicc then u need to name her Haley Schnars.

Damn Schnars over there is a cutie.

by Ienjoyass718 November 8, 2018

@schastye.nf

A Dream SMP editor who is really hoping to reach her dream 10K on TikTok.

Hey bro, have you heard of @schastye.nf on tiktok? She’s really a good editor.

by schastye.nf June 5, 2021

Schnarfly

That awful feeling during a long car journey when you're tired and squirmy and restless all at once.

Are we almost there? I'm so schnarfly I could DIE!

by MiMiMiaow June 11, 2021

schnarfy

Having a VERY stuffy nose, worse than just sniffly

I’m just going to stay home anyway. I’m too schnarfy to even want to go outside, let alone actually do it.

by Goyangi July 27, 2024