Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
by bamnig April 25, 2007
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A word for describing someone who makes a totally idiotic and inexcusable remark and deserves to have an adjective assigned to them.
"Heat was a terrible movie." "What the fuck? Heat is a GREAT movie." "Fuck you man, your a SchmuckFace."
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Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.
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