schmoozed

that lightheaded feeling you get from a good menthol ciggarette.

*PUFF* Damn i am so schmoozed

by Atari2924 May 1, 2005

scowned

Another version of the word owned. Usually seen written on shoes. Pronunciation is just like owned but with an sc in front of it.

O man you guys, you all just got scowned for life!!!

by pilot120 July 20, 2008

Shmoned

To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off

Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"

by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009

schoned

to be nailed by a large vehicle whilst riding a smaller vehicle such as a motorcycle or bicycle. ultimately resulting in long term hospitalization.

Oh man did you hear about Jeremy? he totally got schoned by a Hummer.

by biggest dawg June 15, 2012

Schmocked

To be high due to cannibis/marajuana (schmock).

'This is some good weed'
'I know man I'm totally schmocked'

'Dude, lets go get schmocked'

by Badboy2k12 November 6, 2012

Shmoned

To be extremely stoned

Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger

by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021