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Schoolaphobia

The recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and face annoying teachers, musky classmates, and doing school work.
Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*
by Sapphire_Shaggy August 1, 2016
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Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.
Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”
by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019
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Schmlar

1. To Smash something violently or without any reguard for self or others.
"Did you see that Ret Pally just Schmlar that holy Priest?!"

"How did you come up with that name? Did you just Schmlar your face across the keyboard?"
by Sizzler357 January 19, 2009
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National Society of High School Scholars

A For-Profit organization that is not listed on Wikipedia that sends out an invitation to people with "academic achievments" asking for
$45.00 - $60.00 as an admission fee. It does not impress on any applications nor does it mean anything.
Just another pointless organization that butters you up with a flattering invitation to con you out of your money.
Better off joining the National Honor Society (NHS) FOR FREE.
Person 1: Did you get an invitation to the National Society of High School Scholars? (NSHSS)
Person 2: Yes! I feel so special
Person 1: It's a scam dude, they're just flattering you to get $60.00
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Use common sense and Google, dude.
by CookieMonster12234 June 20, 2013
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scholarship

Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.
Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".

Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.
by David M. Kennedy July 26, 2006
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rogue scholar

noun.

1. A person with extensive knowledge pertaining to various subject matters that extends beyond formal education. This person often gathers knowledge from various sources, such as media, friends, casual reading or the internet.

2. A person who attains knowledge from tradition sources, such as college, university or books, but studies the materials in unconventional locations, such as late night diners or parking lots.

note: This term is a play on words, based on "Rhodes Scholar."
example 1. Though Gary, a self-proclaimed rogue scholar, never even received a high-school diploma, his knowledge of physics and history is amazing.

example 2. Karl studdied his math homework all night at the Texan while drinking coffee. In spite of the noise and distractions, the rogue scholar did very well in his class.
by ethermagus February 24, 2010
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Aiken Scholars Academy

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.
guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central
by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019
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