Schmeat

A massive fucking schlong.

“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”

by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021

schmeaning

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

by O.Curley March 29, 2009

Schmeast

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

by Proxyeus May 18, 2023

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

schmeal

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006