Schmore

The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.

"I would like you to meet my schmore.#

"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."

by Samofgod November 17, 2016

James Schroder

An annoying prick who steals your chair constantly but complains when you steal his

"Ohh yea that's just James Schroder being a hypocrite"

by Thmaster5 August 6, 2020

schmowellith

half of the pair schmnones + schmow. given because of the nickname 'howellith' and cause schmnones felt like putting 'schm' in front of everything.

'schmnones + schmowellith'

by schmnones April 1, 2005

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

schrodes

An annoying person. Also known as dipshit. Usually very stupid trying to act smart.

That bitch boy is such a schrodes

by Ash Williams May 3, 2006

schmovement

Something they can't handle.

The guy at the tournament nearly wet his pants when he saw my schmovement.

by DreamyTwice:) March 11, 2021

Schlode

A wide but long penis. Derived from a schlong and chode.

He couldn't take one step out of his house with out people laughing at his enormous schlode.

by Missilez_ October 24, 2015