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Shitney

A build up of shit and cum that occurs after slamming a fat chick in the ass and jizzing inside her ass
Johnny:Yesterday after school i slammed Moscrip in the anus and afterwards the inside of her ass was all Shitney
by ChodeZilla69 February 21, 2010
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schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants
the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before
by tink July 19, 2004
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hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.
hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.
by michael flywell April 6, 2009
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Schminky

feeling like a schmink, bummish, lazy, and/or rude,
How schminky is she? Sitting in her PJs infront of the computer at 3pm!

It's kind of schminky to skip your own brother's graduation.
by Karen Guralnick June 13, 2005
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shitney

Originating with the success of Britney Spears and all the ugly bitches who became anti-britney, a shitney is a person who likes to diss people who are better than themselves.
"Did you see that bitch making fun of Jessica Simpson? She's such a Shitney"

"Shut the F up, you Shitney!"
by Jessica Anne is THE BEST December 3, 2004
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schmitty

the name of any 3 foot long maglight
wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.
by Pyroteknix1224 January 11, 2008
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Schmitty

A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela
Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake
by TakeALook October 26, 2019
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