schmidty titty

When a person has the last name schmidt and is chubby with man boobs.

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there has man boobs.

Guy 2: yeah his last name is Schmidt.

Guy 1: Fucking Schmidty titty.

by Frax January 11, 2014

Schmidty

Derived from the original meaning of the name Karl Schmidt who is so slick he slides uphill.
All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.

"Have you ever heard of Schmidty?" asks Sara.

"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.

by Prof. Heinz-Klaren February 24, 2005

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

Schmidt

Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet

Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.

by Purple Wave December 15, 2006

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

schmiddle

the hole in the doughnut and baggles

doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts

by big zeus March 6, 2009