A Schmidt

An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.

Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.

by Student 47 December 7, 2018

Wynter Schmidt

A name given to those who receive during sex. Aka a bottom.

"she's such a wynter schmidt"

by VESSSPAAAMANNN February 28, 2022

Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III

He is perhaps the sexiest and smartest man alive he is just above Rasputin

Person 1: have you seen Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III?
Person 2: Yeah he is sexy

by Cooper Pooper March 9, 2020

Delegate Schmidt

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.

Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.

by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010

Kimberly Schmidt

A flirt; a tease.

I thought I would get with that girl last night, but it turns out that she's a Kimberly Schmidt!

by zackalite April 23, 2011

Santorini Schmidt

"Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.

While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man

by To ph August 14, 2015

tucker schmidt

A gay ass fagot

Ewwe look at that tucker Schmidt so gay-ugly girl

by Yours on stickz April 10, 2016