Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.
-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!
by prittyxschmidtyy June 11, 2009
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tetsu-schmidt

A large poo.
A Japanese/German hybrid celebrating both cultures love of defecation videos.
I wouldn't go in there, the smell from that steveadore's tetsu-schmidt is unreal.
by specialj May 30, 2005
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Schmidt Suit

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.
Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit
by captain ass anonymous July 06, 2012
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jarrod schmidt

Fucking chicks since 2003
by Yesiamagirl;) February 27, 2017
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Tye Schmidt

Bacon commander

he commands bacon
oh hey Tye Schmidt, could you bring that Bacon over here
by Bacon Commander August 29, 2011
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Ty Schmidt

Coming from the greek terminology Nigga Ty schmidt is a nigga
by Ty schmidt=Nigga October 12, 2019
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Nicole Schmidt

A selfish cunt that always puts herself in front of everyone. She constantly yells at others for not doing as she says. On occasions she can be enjoyable but with in a split second shes yelling at you for not letting her pinch you, or some shit like that.
Oh my gosh, she's such a Nicole Schmidt!
by Lick me pussy September 15, 2018
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