Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

tetsu-schmidt

A large poo.
A Japanese/German hybrid celebrating both cultures love of defecation videos.

I wouldn't go in there, the smell from that steveadore's tetsu-schmidt is unreal.

by specialj June 5, 2005

jarrod schmidt

Fucking chicks since 2003

Jarrod schmidt, What a puss bomb

by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017

Schmidt Suit

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.

Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit

by captain ass anonymous July 8, 2012

Tye Schmidt

Bacon commander

he commands bacon

oh hey Tye Schmidt, could you bring that Bacon over here

by Bacon Commander August 31, 2011

Ty Schmidt

Coming from the greek terminology Nigga Ty schmidt is a nigga

Nigga Ty schmidt

by Ty schmidt=Nigga October 11, 2019

Nicole Schmidt

A selfish cunt that always puts herself in front of everyone. She constantly yells at others for not doing as she says. On occasions she can be enjoyable but with in a split second shes yelling at you for not letting her pinch you, or some shit like that.

Oh my gosh, she's such a Nicole Schmidt!

by Lick me pussy September 14, 2018