schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005

Schmeep

The goofy grin you get on your face when talking to/of the one you like/love.

They all knew she was texting her boyfriend under the table while playing Apples to Apples when they saw she was schmeeping.

by Ameliantha November 29, 2010

Schmegeggles

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.

Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.

by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

Schmeek

A mixture of the words schmuck , and neek . it means that somone is an idiot and they're a geeky person

Oi you schmeek stop saying that.

by a1.xhmed September 23, 2019

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006

schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003

schmee

1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.

1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.

by Zachary Kamm January 7, 2008