Schlaberlatz

Your penis and ballsack, a sloppy, floppy package.

Yo, I know you don’t want to fuck me no more but don’t tell me you don’t miss my Schlaberlatz.

by Sheeeshkabobb June 10, 2020

Schloberknocked

The act(s) of being absolutly hammered beyond all comprehension.

YO! Tim is digging up past texts with his ex.
Oh not again, he must be absoultly Schloberknocked!

by Dr. Biggie Nut December 7, 2021

schlubbermuffin

A term of affection representing a combination of the words schlub, blubber and, muffin used to describe a fat, lazy, yet adorable living creature.

I'd make my dog go outside for a walk, but he's being such a schlubbermuffin that I can't bear to make him move off the couch.

by 42RedLetters January 30, 2022

Schluker

The peak male performance.

Snarg: That Babraham Linko's a real Schluker.

by Hog_Cranker 99 December 5, 2023

schlubber

The act of driving on an interstate, while exerting maximum force in the engine of your vehicle, and standing out of the sunroof and exerting fecal matter out of the sunroof and it hits the car behind u lol

“This guy is on our ass! Yo Micheal give him a schlubber!”

by Bryant Fanney April 5, 2024

schlüger

Schlüger is a non-real currency created by Schlügerton. They are worth .16 USD. They are transferable through dating up the other desired member of each transaction and verbally announcing the amount and recipient of said transaction.

I just made 250 Schlügers from selling my toy car.

by Schlügerton November 20, 2024

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

by norber02 January 15, 2025