Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schlonkle Thronged

The feeling of being unable to pass wind in a convenience store.

“Last night I was shopping for some eggs and Pimms in Tesco, I was completely Schlonkle Thronged.”

by Okay spinach November 22, 2021

Block Schlopper

The term used to describe a brick layer who is immensely skilled at their job.

"The construction team is mighty lucky to have that block schlopper working for them."

by toxic_shr00m May 2, 2022

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023

schloofle

amy's word for a wierd person

!eva is a schloofle.

by jebas October 13, 2004

schloppen plum

The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mullets…
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers

"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpiece…I shall call him Schloppen plum"

by Disco Noel August 21, 2006