schloozer

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.

Have a nice day...schloozer!

by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008

Schloopy

The 8th dwarf except he's 6'4", half Asian/Swedish and always looks hungover.

Schloopy has a thing for asian girls.

by schloopy moopy October 7, 2009

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Schloopy

Pronounced sh-loopy.
:Schloopy is a male cat that is not a kitten but has not reached full manhood yet.
:A Schloopy looks like a full grown cat, but the balls have yet to drop therefore he has not hit man hood.

:Not a kitten anymore and not yet a cat, but a Schloopy

:My Schloopy has tiny balls.
:Look at that Schloopy pissing on grandmas quilt.
:Come here Shloopy so I can beat you for hacking a hairball in my shoe!
:Why does that Schloopy have shit matted in his fur?

by TronMR57 November 23, 2009

Schloop

Beyond awesome and extremely badass

That's so schloop, it's ridiculous!

by The Ladue Crew November 15, 2007

schloopy noogen

the act of putting a males testicles into a anus directly after having anal sex.

John Welsh gave Garrett Kamph a schloopy noogen.

by Dan Boyle Jr June 18, 2008

schloop

The act of placing a uncircumcised penis over the shaft of a regular penis and jacking of the two together with the foreskin on the uncircumcised penis. Also referred to as "docking"

Hey dude, do you know of any Mexican buddies that we can schloop with?

by Schlooper October 22, 2010