schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

schloperty

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

Schloompked

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

Schloppers

Specific name for a dangerous drug, often seen in Switzerland. Not to be confused with molly
Users are called Schlopfer (pron: opfer )

Do you wanna have some Schloppers?
Wilsch´s Schloppers?
Say "NO" to Schloppers

by Smurfmurf February 9, 2015

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014

Schloppentoppen

A slang term for an act of Oral Sex and play on the term "sloppy toppy". Schloppentoppen is where a horny sex partner gives a really sloppy blowjob and gobbles down the entire shaft of the penis to the base of the balls as saliva drips down the base of the cockmeat.

Open your mouth, and stuff my cock in, shut up bitch give the schloppentoppen.

by JesterTheRyda April 16, 2023

Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018