schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks

by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005

Schlocktor

A pretentious individual with a PhD. who's amassed wealth and fame predominantly by inaccurately preaching about sciences outside their professional field of expertise to fundamentalists and zealots

Schlocktor Deepak Chopra, M.D., PhD. loves to confound evolutionary biology and quantum physics with mysticism to engage the spirit and numb the mind of his hopelessly problematic disciples.

by Ernest OyVey September 1, 2022

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.

I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.

by algetard June 9, 2013

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016