Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic
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the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.
Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!
Yer, he's got a schlongting!
by mralnighty January 14, 2011
Get the schlongting mug.One who craves the "D" to such an extent that one will forgo all other worldly pleasures just for a cheap or more likely faked orgasm, which, based on the amount of easy men, it will most likely be option B. For all those who identify with the term "shlongwhipped" please check yourself to the second level of hell there your fellow sisters will be waiting with open arms and a feed of Anthony Weiner's twitter account.
Girl 1: OMG that damn girl dissed me AGAIN!! All because she finally got some, and won't leave his side!
Girl 2: you should have known better, that bitch be schlongwhipped.
Girl 2: you should have known better, that bitch be schlongwhipped.
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person: SHLINGSHLONG
rando 1:oh look that person yelled shlingslong so im gonna pay attention now
rando 2: wow im gonna stop everything im doing because that person just said shlingshlong
rando 1:oh look that person yelled shlingslong so im gonna pay attention now
rando 2: wow im gonna stop everything im doing because that person just said shlingshlong
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