schmeeling

rambling along and along and along and along and along with a homie until you can't remember what your original conversation topic was anymore

homie 1: so then the customer asked me if we had more cheese in the back and I said-
homie 2: yo bro what were we talking about at first?
homie 1: no idea
homie 2: nah bro we schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

schmeeling

rambling on and on and on and on and on and on in a conversation until you forget what you were originally talking about

employee 1: ...and then I told her "I don't know if we have it in the back, I don't work in stock!"
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

Shfeelings

The beautiful art of silently copping a feel.

"I had total shfeelings for her the other night man, She didnt even notice my hand was in her pants."

by Red A.K.A Jake July 16, 2008

Schleebinhockser

One who asks abnormal favors from a stranger

Did you hear Roger ask that random girl to propose to him for a picture? What a schleebinhockser!

by The Albatross & the Meadowlark May 6, 2011

Schweelin

A term used for an individual who is slightly intoxicated while driving.

Damn Daniel, this guy is swerving all over the road!

Yeah, I saw him pull out from the bar parking lot, you know he is schweelin.

by Too Tall Jimboslice June 28, 2016

schmeling

A type of cancer that gives people orgasms every 10 minutes. The cancer also makes autistic kids vigorously hard all the time but prevents semen from coming out of the male penis when ejaculating

Dude, you must have schmeling

by Google Wikipedia November 5, 2017

Schteening

When one cock blocks/ cuckolds their friend with a girlfriend/prospective girl.

Fuck bro I’m trying to go to bed but Jeremy is Schteening again.

by Schteener September 18, 2020