schlagheck

A bomb ass art teacher who is a great guy to have a conversation with.
Drinks tons of water and is swimming in women.

Man that guy is such a Schlagheck

by WomanLover69 May 13, 2018

schlamb

When an intoxicated female engages in sexual acts with an unattractive male. She later regrets all choices made.

Peter schlambed Chrissy when she was really drunk.

by Steve Marcus January 18, 2008

Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

Schlafy

Sleepy. Berlin deutsch slang for sleepy popular among young people.

Ich bin schlafy.
Du bist schlafy

by zwiik May 14, 2015

Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016

schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

Schlakis

Slang term for male genitalia.

Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.

by ShooterMac October 23, 2017