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Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.
I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.
by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020
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schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.
I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.
by linstrocity April 13, 2022
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slammered

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk
Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.
by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006
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Shmammered

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)
by Haaalub March 31, 2008
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Smhammered

smashed + hammered = smhammered
last night all the girls were Smhammered!
by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010
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Slammered

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.
Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.
by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010
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shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.
Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.
by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007
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