Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.

{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.

by lubaver September 30, 2021

schillinger

Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.

Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.

by Bitcher April 8, 2004

Mr. Schiller

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

by Dureiz March 24, 2011

Woman Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking

person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"

person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"

person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"

by GETBACKINTHEKITCHEN February 20, 2011

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
psychotic disorders...

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

schirony

schirony is the type of word/name that you would use to sound cool

hey man, doesn't schirony sound like a cool name?

what are you talking about?

by notUDskull September 1, 2021

Among Us Schizophrenia

A disorder that causes the victim to see the characters from the videogame Among Us in everyday objects.

Character 1:Hey what's going on with Character 3?
Character 2:He has Among Us Schizophrenia.

by GildedSpark March 14, 2021