Schagen

An awesome city in the Netherlands, it's small but it has EVERYTHING you need; stores, a library, a cinema, many sportsclubs.

1: Have you ever been to Schagen?
2: No, how is it there?
1: Schagen is fucking awesome!

by afrodite1234 October 30, 2011

schadenfrog

/ˈʃɑdənfrɔg/
noun.
The guilty erotic pleasure derived from seeing the frog's misfortune on the Chimp versus Frog video. (cf. schadenfreude.)

"Bill's like, 'I'm lacto-ovo and pro-PETA', but you know he felt schadenfrog after seeing Chimp v. Frog."

by Chef Meatstack November 6, 2011

Schadenfreude

The joy, existential validation, and downright delicious pleasure received by watching, reading of, hearing of, or even, occasionally, causing an enemy's downfall. And by enemies, I mean also friends.

Ever since November 8, I have been watching election night coverage on CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox, and The Young Turks just for the orgasmic Schadenfreude of it. Yum!

by Trouble Clef March 26, 2017

Schkeet

Schkeet is everything. Noun, adjective, verb, adverb, pronoun. It means whatever you make of it. Enunciation can also affect the meaning. Use with caution, as it is a dirty word to some.

1. Schkeet banana.

2. Schkeet off you schkeetin’ schkeet.

by Banana Dollar July 3, 2018

The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011

schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in somebody else's misfortune. From German,
also spelled shadenfreude

shrink to a patient:
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
patient:
-schadenfreude

by ana von hindenburg February 25, 2011

Schafer

Being ultra-safe, cool, rad, hip, off the chain. If it's cool but not safe, it's schafer.

Dixon: Anyone watching Concrete Circus? It's pretty schafer.
Liam: What the fuck is schafer?
Dixon: It's schweet but with auto-correct on.
Liam: Wow, that's schafer.

by L.L.Cool.J August 19, 2011