When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.
For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.
For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.
Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."
by Chouteau Priest February 27, 2008
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Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
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The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.
eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).
"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008
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The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.
by Lennythebear September 18, 2016
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2.The satisfaction of sexual intercourse with a fender stratocaster guitar.
2.The satisfaction of sexual intercourse with a fender stratocaster guitar.
by Bryan & Brittly December 7, 2006
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Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.
by Lennythebear September 19, 2016
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Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.
If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.
Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .
Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!
Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.
If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.
Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .
Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!
He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction”
Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!
Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!
by Living my best Life December 22, 2021
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