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Samsung Girl 

Samsung's very own virtual assistant known as Sam or simply Samsung Girl. The internet is crazy for her.
Ey bro, check out this Samsung girl.
Hold up, lemme search up rule34s of her.

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.
Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

sams tic tac 

a very tiny penis
girl1-i was with sams tic tac last night

girl 2- i've heard its tiny
girl1-the rumours are true
sams tic tac by marktictac August 14, 2017

Samsung Smart Fridge

A Fridge used to store items but you can use Twitter on it
Person A: im gaming on fortnite rn on 420 frames per seconds bruh moment 1v1 me rn

Person B: Pathetic. Im gaming on my Samsung Smart Fridge on 3 frames per second. Your pathetic CISCO C880 M5 V5 8S 6TB 128GB DIMMS AND PLATINUM 8180M will never top my Samsung Smart Fridge
Person A: Fuck you 1v1 me Peasant

Samsung notification sound 

A notification sound usually from a Samsung phone. It seems innocent until, almost every kid in a school makes this freaking noise. They hum the tone, in a usually annoying tone. Usually that's just it, but they combine it with the burger king foot lettuce guy tone and amogus sus memes, it becomes a trigger sound. Otherwise, it's just a notification.
Guy 1: *hums the samsung notification sound*
Guy2: *just fine
Guy1: Sus, buger king foot lettuce, etc and samsung notification sound
Guy 1: Get out of my head x10000

Slut scabs 

Dried cum that is stuck on a girl due to bad clean up, or fucking on the go.
Check it out she is over there scratching on her slut scabs? Next time she should shower.
Slut scabs by Streak972 November 8, 2010