Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.

Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010

Animal Sandwich

A sandwich created by the undefeated amateur boxer and notorious internet forum poster known by the alias of "Animal Squabbles" and his famous slogan 'SPEND MONEY!!!". The sandwich is made up of 4 different animals, pig, cow, fish and chicken.

It is made by putting a piece of fish inbetween 2 beef patties, then putting that inside of the KFC double down sandwch (bacon and chicken). No bread, all meat.

dude 1 - "Man, I'm so hungry i could every animal on this farm."

dude 2 - "Well then you need to go get you an Animal Sandwich"

by spendmoney April 12, 2010

Wide Sandwich

A threesome with two fat men whereupon the non fat man is in the middle.

Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.

Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.

Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?

Person 1: Foldy.

by P.Batman September 30, 2012

Douchebag Sandwich

When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.

My ride to work sucked today, as I was once again in the middle of a Douchebag Sandwich.

by jamband October 17, 2014

Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!

bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich

by Pumpkindaddy May 1, 2023

kief sandwich

A bong bowl packed in the following order:

Weed to cover the bottom,

followed by a thick layer of kief,

followed by a top layer of weed to keep the kief from burning off

Man I'm gonna pack a kief sandwich, you in?

by Mayor Willnot January 23, 2017

wish sandwich

A kind of sandwich where you take two pieces of bread and WISH you had some meat.

Ever heard of a wish sandwich

by Suisare July 28, 2004