1. A completely and totally unnecessary expletive with no real meaning.
2. The act of engaging in sexual congress with a man/woman named Sampson.
2. The act of engaging in sexual congress with a man/woman named Sampson.
Let's get the sampsonfuck outta here!
Mary-Beth: I fucked John last night.
Jacqueline: Isn't his last name Sampson?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: Wow! Was that your first Sampsonfuck?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: You must be very proud.
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Mary-Beth: I fucked John last night.
Jacqueline: Isn't his last name Sampson?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: Wow! Was that your first Sampsonfuck?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: You must be very proud.
Mary-Beth: Yes.
by czainsaw May 13, 2006
Get the sampsonfuck mug."10k kada pamilya" or also known as "sampung libo kada pamilya ni Alan Peter Cayetano" is the most famous line in the Philippines, mostly in the comment sections of every social media flat-forms.
- it means that the person named 'alan peter cayetano' need to pay every family 10 thousand pesos. But he didn't even bother, so the whole people starts arguing about it on social media.
- it means that the person named 'alan peter cayetano' need to pay every family 10 thousand pesos. But he didn't even bother, so the whole people starts arguing about it on social media.
Person 1: bro, I'm so hungry
Person 2: don't worry bro! we just have to wait for the 10k that was promised by Alan Peter Cayetano.
Person 1: oh, you're right! the sampung libo kada pamilya.
Person 2: don't worry bro! we just have to wait for the 10k that was promised by Alan Peter Cayetano.
Person 1: oh, you're right! the sampung libo kada pamilya.
by Definitely not Alan Cayetano June 21, 2022
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When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.
by yungn8r June 8, 2008
Get the samsonite mug.This is the pile which to throw people that are undesirable for dating, such as girls that get upset about porn.
by omfgsnakes August 25, 2006
Get the samson pile mug.He´s so nice and funny. He brightens people´s day every time you talk to him. When he falls for people, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn't know for 30 seconds. He´s is soo cute. yes, he has his flaws but you don't care. He's too adorable. He does dip (tobacco) and he is tall. At least you think that. You´ll hate to lose him in your life. He has changed it forever now that you´ve met him.
Girl 1: ¨Look, it´s Samson. He´s adorable.¨
Girl 2: ¨Yeah, and he´s mine.¨
Girl 1: ¨No, he´s mine!¨
Girl 2: ¨NO MINE!!¨
Girl 1: ¨MINE!¨
*Girl 1 & 2 start fighting*
Girl 2: ¨Yeah, and he´s mine.¨
Girl 1: ¨No, he´s mine!¨
Girl 2: ¨NO MINE!!¨
Girl 1: ¨MINE!¨
*Girl 1 & 2 start fighting*
by Derpy_Cat April 25, 2019
Get the Samson mug."don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"
A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"
When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"
When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"
by Tran the man May 20, 2006
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