sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.

Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!

by Telephony2 April 20, 2023

hand sanitizer

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.

I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009

sanitational engineer

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.

I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.

by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005

Sanita

Falls for boys easily 😂✌ loves singing, dancing, baking, sprinting and other activities! Get urself a Sanita because she can make u laugh easily! She's hilarious asfff but wen she loses her temper, you don't want to be around her😶💯 Obsessed with clothes and hair! Popular on all medias and so kind❤😍 she has a compassionate heart. All day boys talking bout her all da damnnn time

OMGG ARE U TALKING ABT SANITA?

UHMM YEAA

O M G NO WONDER COZ THAT TOTALLY SOUNDED LIKE SANITA! HILARIOUS MF😂❤
Omggg I luv SANITA'S OUTFIT PERA

BRO DID U SEE HER HAIR THO?

THAT ASS THO lmao

by anoumynous.951 February 27, 2019

Hand Sanitizer

Liquid gold in today’s society.

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.

by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020

Sanitary

When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.

I had fudgy fur issues until I gave myself a sanitary.

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Sanity boat

A boat that represents ones sanity. Jumping or falling off of it symbolizes the transition into insanity.

Somebody just fell off the sanity boat!

by Nocheese October 25, 2010