salesperson

salesman. It's obvious. What else can it be?

Hey look! That salesperson is selling some garbage!

by whatdoyoumeanwhatdoyoumean? August 19, 2016

Salsabeel

Salsabeel is a honest person so is such a flower always smells jic and people always want to look at her she know what to say in a relationship of hers or a friend she a loyal friend and always knows what to do in a worst case scenario she a really pretty and amazing friend

Wow Salsabeel is a amazing friend

by [e-mail] October 22, 2017

salass

an elegant and french last name. he/she is probably from france

what his last name is salass he is definitely french

by liam salass February 11, 2018

Sushi Salesman

Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area.

by yanceypants April 21, 2010

Simon Salas

He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.

“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”

by Siamang724 July 25, 2021

scientology salesman

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

by jvarna5 February 1, 2008

Salsa Shark

Term coined by Randal in the movie Clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a tortilla chip point up in some salsa.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."

by Randal Graves December 27, 2004