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Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*
by RegoNation July 3, 2017
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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
by EpicMamo July 22, 2013
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Salad Fingers

this is a cartoon about the insane and the battle for sanity if u watch his puppets are him well diffrent aspects of him.

Hubert CUmberdale: Him when he commits offel acts taste like soot and poo
Margery Steward Baxter: little girl he killed and ate notice he says u taste of Sunshine Dust, on the oven there is a sun he cooked the girl and ate her, well hubert cumberdale did his split personality
Fisher: is him the normal him fighting the great battle for sanity
Rusty Spoon: the anker to sanity when he has the spoon he is normal
Facuets: water wash's the filth and bad thoughts away
Number 22: canablistic Number
ill post more later on there is alot of messages in the films u need to be mentaly ill to find them all. if u have any questions or comments e-mail me at Security@jatt.com

Salad Fingers Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"
Salad Fingers: Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"
by XxGerMxX September 4, 2008
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Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.
"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"
by picklegorl September 8, 2018
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Salad-Finger

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm
Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
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Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!
by Awesomeee February 28, 2008
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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is what seems to be an ill
minded individual who is Psychotic and skitso frenic. He has a mind of a young boy or girl, careless about death, he often shows signs of femanin and childish characteristics, he must be a man or woman, hes vocab is too high to be of a child. perhaps a victim of "a great war" exposed to radiation from nuclear arms causing him to become mentally ill.All his friends left him or died, hes puppets could have been his diseased fomore friends ,more than anything he is a victim of solitary confindment.
Salad Fingers events

"The Great War"
" Wedding Day"
" Some Where Over the Rainbow"
by Realmz December 22, 2008
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Salad Fingers

When breaking up marijuana with your fingers, you're fingers will become sticky, smelly, and most of all have green specks off ganja all over them! This is called having salad fingers.
"Dude.. I have mad salad fingers from breakin all this maryjane up"
by Walkaar October 10, 2008
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