Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

by Cool time five August 8, 2016

Trey Sartorius

The Nickelodeon Actor Trey Sartorius on Henry Danger

Trey Sartorius is looking like a snack today.

by iamfrankie October 15, 2017

sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.

"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"

by Melissa October 28, 2003

sailoring

verb.

1. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.

Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight?

Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…

Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...

by Spelly D April 23, 2013

Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016