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Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.
Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck
by st6273 February 20, 2019
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Trey Sartorius

by iamfrankie October 15, 2017
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sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.
"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"
by Melissa October 28, 2003
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sailoring

verb.

1. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.
Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight?

Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…

Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...
by Spelly D April 23, 2013
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Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.
Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?
by Nikelala June 13, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.
Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius
by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016
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