Yard Sail

Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.

"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."

"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"

"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"

by BodhiCypha March 25, 2009

Dutch Sail

Much like a Dutch rudder except you grab your friend from behind while hes railing a chick and shake him violently, as to fuck the girl with his penis.

My buddy was too much of a bitch last night with this one chick so I had to dutch sail his ass into her harbor.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

sail frog

(1) A frog or toad that has been run over on a highway, resulting in a dehydrated, absolutely flat corpse.

(2) An item of many creative uses, can be used as a frisbie, bookmark, mousepad, or for use in mailing prank letters.

Eww! 0.o

by Interstellarsurfer February 19, 2004

wind sail

The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.

"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"

"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"

by Neowens July 30, 2005

Full Sail University

An entertainment media school like no other. A giant stepping stone for those dedicated to it. A money pit for losers who think everything should be handed to them.

If you have passion and dedication, Full Sail university will get your foot in the door.

by jstarr1983 January 28, 2012

Full Sail University

Formerly known as "Full Sail Real World Education", Full Sail is another for-profit diploma mill. Usually, Full Sail guarantees its students an automatic way into the entertainment industry if they can shell out $50,000 a year. Unfortunately, no one takes Full Sail graduates seriously, in fact most people don't even consider it a real school.

I went to Full Sail University and all I got was a crummy piece of paper (receipt) that won't get me hired anywhere.

by ConservatismSucks November 21, 2009

russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus

Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night

by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017