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Sadderday

The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.
Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.

Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
by QuacksO December 29, 2013
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saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.
That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.
by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021
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saddening

how to express a feeling in a moment.
matthew: my bird died..
me: aww.. thast so saddening :(
by BIG.MAC September 4, 2007
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Sanded

1.When you are sanding down wood with other people and someone gets their hand sanded.
2. An insult; someone just dissed you.
3. Blanked
You've just been sanded!
You just got sanded!
HAaaaaah sanded!
by GazzaT December 7, 2006
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The Saddest Man Alive

A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.
Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.
by unknown solja January 7, 2004
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saddd faceee

noun, adj., verb to express sadness through either a deppresive frown or through the emocation :(
Bob:I cant go the mall today
Sally: Saddd faceee :(((((
by AnOn CAT January 2, 2011
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sanded

When one is so snowed, they can not muster the strength to shake it off, or tries to shake the snow and can not. see snowed
really stoned kid (chad): Duuude, I can't move
other really stoned kid (timmy): Bro, we are both sanded,
by timmy mahtin November 2, 2006
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