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Saskatoon

A great city. Seriously. But not all of Saskatoon is safe, notice why it's ranked Canada's 3rd most dangerous city behind *ahem* REGINA! Which is also in Saskatchewan. Don't walk west Saskatoon alone at night, just a warning. Other than that, this is a nice, moderately sized, clean city. Lots of things to do at night. Weather can be HORRIBLE sometimes but you'll get used to it.
Person from Windsor: Wow, good to see that there's ABSOLUTELY no place in Canada like the city north of me (Detroit) that's dangerous.

Person from Saskatoon: Pfft, there is, you'll get torn apart if you wander into west saskatoon.

Example 2:

Person from toronto: I'm gonna take a trip out to West-central Canada. Where to? Calgary? Vancouver?

Person: Every been to Saskatoon?

Person from Toronto: Who or What is Saskatoon?
by I dunno, lol June 7, 2007
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Saskatoon Skeet Shoot

The sexual act of gaping a girls ass, then stepping back five feet and ejaculating into her gaping hole.
A horrible thing to ask for on a first date is a Saskatoon Skeet Shoot.
by CheryyPoppinss May 27, 2012
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Hackathon

an event, typically lasting several days, in which a large number of people meet to engage in collaborative computer programming.
"a series of 48-hour hackathons to build new web and mobile services"
by Steve0004 December 13, 2019
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Saskatoon ass wank

Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example:

Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??

Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!

But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!

Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 1, 2018
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Saskatoon Fist bump

A/The Canadian colloquial phrase for a Handjob, typically suffixed by Ey.
"And that was when she got down in the snow and gave me a Saskatoon Fist bump Ey!"
by Crinc April 20, 2015
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Saskatoon

An Awesome place to live in! But it really depends on which area you live in. The downtown is nice. Where people could just walk down and show and sho off their outfits for the whole city to see. I don't live in Saskatoon anymore but I used to. I've lived there for most of my life already. So I always make an effort to go there whenever I get the chance. Saskatoon is definitely NOT a boring place compare to the town I live in right now.

Tourists should visit Saskatoon to see what a wonderful place it really is! It has a very nice river which is really nice in the summer time!

....There are also some very nice, attractive girls in Saskatoon, guys. About the guys, girls, I don't really know so I can't say. But there would be some attractive guys over there perhaps too.
I went shopping in Saskatoon with my mom and we had a pretty good time together!
by GirlieGirl April 10, 2006
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Suckation

adj. A level of sucking far worse then sucking alone. Measured in SU (Suck Units). Generally used in terms of people who are new to roleplaying, and thusly considered newbs or noobs.

If you suck, then you just suck. But if someone has to assign you a level of suckation, then you suck bad. For every level of suckation (Going from 1SU to 10SU, you have to multiply what it takes to suck by itself that number of times.)

Suckation Rankings:
*1SU - Frequently mispelled words. Poor punctuation. Short, nondescript posts. Occasional use of shorthand.(U R KOOL, for example.)

*2SU - Piss poor spelling. Almost non-existant punctuation. Horrid posts. Even more shorthand.

*3SU - Spelling like a dead cat. Punctuation - What's that? Posts look like this: 'beems kill u.' Shorthand rules.

*4SU - Anyone pulling PowerGame shit automatically moves directly to Suckation level 4. RolePlay is called RolePlay only because of the In Character Status. Kill me.

*5SU - Um, huh? Watching this person post is like nails on a chalkboard. PowerGaming prevails, along with excessive 'Im gunna suicide un less n e one cares' or other pity-party like quotes.

*6SU - Solo RP's (If they can be called that) spam the chat. Each post is short. Each post sucks. Each post makes anyone with a brain want to clean out their ears with a Roto-Rooter.

*7SU - Just seeing the offenders name is enough to make your hair stand on end. You wish you were blind.

*8SU - The person is forced to claim retardation to fend off insults.

*9SU - To be determined.

*10SU - One who is known to do make the same newbish moves and actions outside of the game as inside it.

Many of these definations modified from the original list to make them more universally applicable.
Wow, Ahaz the Druid Demon...That creates a whole new level of suckation right there.
by SilentJ7 August 28, 2006
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