When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.
He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”
by Samples2138 November 15, 2023
Get the Rustic Chopmug. An emerging avant-garde design style that blends streamlined, parametric shapes with traditional, naturalist elements, resulting in a special kind of humble yet expressive harmony.
- Yo, G.E. where did you get the cool shelf from? It's weirdly cozy and sci-fi at the same time...
- I made it myself, inspired by aeronautical engineering principles and the timeless aesthetic of walnut timber with flax finish. Neat, huh? I call it "futu-rustic".
- I made it myself, inspired by aeronautical engineering principles and the timeless aesthetic of walnut timber with flax finish. Neat, huh? I call it "futu-rustic".
by Eszenyi June 5, 2025
Get the Futu-rusticmug. by jg87 April 28, 2016
Get the rustic cuffmug. That fella is a bit rustic
by urbanjoesheep December 19, 2016
Get the rusticmug. A look that only some places can pull off. The look can be created by certain wall decorations such as stop signs or christmas lights.
Wow! That unfinished paint looks so rustic underneath those christmas lights and stolen street signs.
by IknowRustic March 6, 2016
Get the Rusticmug. by crazycat42 December 15, 2020
Get the Rustic Spoonmug. When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.
by Cometsh December 7, 2017
Get the rustic tubamug.