RTFM

what some headstrong guys won't do if something's wrong with a piece of equipment, then blame the problem on it

"Why the hell won't this computer play my MP3s?"
"RTFM, it'll tell ya."

by Alex March 18, 2003

RTFMA

Read the Fucking Manual, Asshole.

But you can't call an officer "asshole," so in the military RTFMA stands for "Read the Furnished Materials, _Sir_."

"Corporal, how do I order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?"

Clerk, handing the First Looey a pamphlet: RTFMA.

Looey: What???

Clerk: It's right there in the manual, sir.

by s%mebody March 7, 2013

RTMP

A protocol for RealNetworks or FLV to most likely be protected by DRM or Digital Rights Management.

RTMP? Well, I use it to protect my music from being stolen by those rotten kids who use those programs made by people who spend tireless work for those kids who plan to steal the music... but they can't! My server won't let them! MUAHAHAHAHA! (Ahem...)

by 01284102 October 15, 2007

RTFM

Roll The Fucking Mota When you ask people to share their weed

will somebody please RTFM

by rodrigo roga January 15, 2008

RTFM

According to Michael Swaim in the video "Agents of Cracked" episode 5 RTFM refers to "Rolling on the Floor Masturbating"

Dude I was home alone yesterday so I totally RTFMed

by CrackedForever April 6, 2013

RTFM

Read the friggin' manual

You cant figure out how to do something with a product you purchased...RTFM

by tourman40 December 8, 2015

RTFMN

Read The Fucking Manual Noob - A simple yet elegant way to ask someone to stop asking stupid questions

Player 1: Hey, do do I craft some item here?
Player 2: RTFMN
*Player 1 was banned from this server*

by NinjaDuck March 14, 2017