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montreal roundabout

It's like the Montreal Handshake, but instead of two gentlemen jerking each other off, a circle of men, three or more, reach with their right hands to the man to their right and jerk said person off. This creates a circle of euphoria that reminds them of their homeland--Montreal. (Not to be confused with a circle jerk)
After the bar and due to a disappointing night, the boys came back to Jimmy's apartment to let off some steam. Within the hour the were standing in a circle leaning slightly too the right, right arms extended, jerking each other off in a Montreal Roundabout with their eyes closed, heads raised to toward the ceiling. Eventually they all fell asleep around the apartment with smiles on their faces. It turned out to be a good night.
by M. P. Troyka December 20, 2015
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Orillia Roundabout

Meaning 1: Dating within a small friend group or family, and ending up with the first person you dated again.

Meaning 2: how badly the road construction in Orillia obstructs the traffic.
example 1: Joe Dirt dated all four of the Reed sisters starting with Frankie. After he went through 'em all he got back together with Frankie! He made the full Orillia roundabout!

example 2: How do you like the new Orillia roundabout at the end of the street there? Sure has cut the traffic down, everyone seems to be avoiding it.
by Ktt86 May 14, 2022
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Wisconsin Roundabout

A Utah standoff, but with blowjobs.

The act of 2 guys putting eachothers dicks in their mouth and sucking until they nut
Hey John, wanna go to the office for a Wisconsin roundabout?
by 2F2Furious November 8, 2022
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Algonquin Roundtable

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.
We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.
by uwg April 26, 2008
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Non-refundable Bus Ticket

The act of a man and woman having sex tied to a chair placed at the top of a staircase, and after climax, tipping themselves down the stairs. Often referred to as "buying" a non-refundable bus ticket.
John: "Hey man, how did you get that scar on your leg?"
Paul: "My girlfriend and I decided to try buying a non-refundable bus ticket."
John: "Ouch, dude."
by CRACKHEAD42 March 7, 2011
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runnable

Can be run. Only the most highly intelligent computer programmers use this word.
The query is runnable.
by Destiny March 29, 2005
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Algonquin Roundtable

A ritual resembling a common circle jerk. However it becomes an Algonquin Roundtable when you jerk off the person to your left, and the initiator of the roundtable wears a ceremonial headdress
"I've been appointed chief at the Algonquin Roundtable, better clean my headdress."
by cuntgrinder October 10, 2016
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