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Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.
Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.
by NowBor October 19, 2009
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roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!
by RET123 January 19, 2009
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Round Sheep

The phrase is believed to be first recorded by JaackMaate on JaackMaates Happy Hour. Meaning 'makes you think'.
STEVIE: The universe is pretty big init

ROBBIE: Round sheep
by MartinGC-Optician July 12, 2022
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Silver Round Hottie

A Keg filled with beer of any kind.
Yo Rich, When you spot a silver round hottie call me up.
by The shiney Hippo May 16, 2009
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9 Mark Round

A 9 mark round is when you have sex with a bitch for 3min in the mouth, 3min in the puss and 3min in the ass. 3+3+3=9(Like in darts when you trow 3 darts in one round and hit 3 tripples)
"Hey Sammy did you fuck that slut from the bar the other night."

Sammy - " Hell yea, that was a dirty bitch. I gave her a great 9 mark round after I was done with the 3rd minute in her ass I pulled out and blew it directly in her eye. She loved it."
by Eric,Sammy, Dave January 3, 2008
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Rosendo

The most sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will come into your life and out, once you meet him he’ll be a asshole but after a while you will fall in love with him. He will be someone you always need in your life.
Yo Rosendo asked you out?! Girllll you better say yessss
by New Jersey May 14, 2019
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2nd Round

When both partners have already had their nut and decide to go for another round of intercourse. This normally occurs after a smoke break or brief rest, and is best attempted with men that have short refractory periods.
After hearing my next door neighbors cum, I thought I'd finally be able to get some sleep, but no. They decided to go for a 2nd round. FML!
by Jack.Rayner March 31, 2014
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