Roofing

The act of a drunk group of lads lifting a fat bald guy above their heads and trying to press him into the ceiling.

Did you see those guys roofing Phil Payne last night? His teeth were brushing the ceiling!

by LL T 82 July 21, 2013

rooting for truffles

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

by Alana Post October 14, 2005

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.

"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."

by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

S-roofing

The art of going ontop of a tall building and taking a shit over the side and hitting somebody.

I want to go S-roofing at that new building. Everyone's walking by and we can easily nail 'em

by Mindyour Ownbusiness August 2, 2007

lankford roofing

Lankford roofing company is a residential and commercial roofing company established 1937 in Denison Texas.

Lankford Roofing is a great roofing company.

by Roofing December 14, 2016

roofing

going on top of a car at high speeds holding on for your life.

"burke went roofing on the highway yesterday"

by andyjohnston September 5, 2006

rooking

Taking somebody to get their money.

The chiropractor and the gym made me sign a user agreement. I decided I could no longer attend the gym and I still had to pay 250. I then started seeing the chiropractor who wanted an agreement. My mom said they were rooking me just like the gym did.

by Menise May 7, 2016