Road Roller 

A thing that you want to throw to your enemy in stopped time.

Why directly kill your enemy when you can use a road roller?

Road Roller by end_2048 October 19, 2019

Whole Roller 

A crap that is so messy it almost needs a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe it off your butt.

That dump I just took was a whole roller.

Whole Roller by Roy February 4, 2005

rollerhead 

The act of giving or receiving fellatio on a rollercoaster.

Look at that picture of those children on the Superman Ride of Steel rollercoaster. That one is getting rollerhead. Woo!

rollerhead by JRAMSEYHOMO August 2, 2008

jack roller 

Jack Roller: in nineteenth and early Twentieth Century America a Jack Roller was a guy who hung around the skid row sections of big cities and robbed those unwise enough to get visibly drunk by beating them up and stealing their valuables. He "rolled drunks," and was called a Jack Roller. A Jack Roller's crime is also called, "Strong-arm robbery." Jack Roller is an old term still used on San Francisco's and Seattle's waterfront.

"He's a low-life," the bouncer said to the bartender in a waterfront saloon. "He's a jack roller. He beat up an old guy pretty bad last week, just to steal a couple of dollars from him."

jack roller by Jay Magoo January 2, 2012

Neck Roller 

An offensive term to refer to physically handicaped people. It refers to when someone in a wheelchair is looking one way drooling and then in one swift motion rolls their head over to the opposite direction while making a retard noise

Retard: Turns head while drooling RAAAAHHHHHHHH

Guy 1: That Neck Roller is fucking annoying.

Guy 2: Yeah he is so obnoxious.

Guy 3: Omg dude he actually did it!

Neck Roller by Xenekota August 22, 2016

Rolleism

quirky, off-color sayings by Dr. Rolle that are usually related to the class lecture in some odd way-or just completely off topic.

Rolleisms:

“Kerosene is wonderful. You can almost feed it to your cat.”

“Does Mercedes still make that 8 cylinder V12?”

“Calories - in a candy bar, in ice cream, in a beer; they’re great stuff!”

“9 times out of 10 tinkerers are always way off in the woods violating the second law of thermo.”

Rolleism by Thermodynamics Student March 4, 2011

Shin Roller 

Whilst playing association football/soccer; if a player is to kick a ball using his shin (usually accidentally), often the ball rolls down the shin on to the top of the foot, the player would then put power behind it to try kick the ball in a orthodox way. This can often result in the player scooping the ball high up in to the air with little power. This would be regarded as a Shin Roller.

James: Stimmy just shinned a cross and scooped it over the crossbar, it was an open goal, what an idiot!

Andrew: What a shin roller?

James: Aye, he shin-rolled it!

Andrew: Typical Stimmy.

Shin Roller by stim90 March 6, 2011